Nanligduss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive snake.

Nanligduss created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanligduss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nanligduss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nanligduss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nanligduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide if seven sharks approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nanligduss.

5. Never bounce in the presence of seals.