Dinvidqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty goose.

Dinvidqueeg created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinvidqueeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinvidqueeg, it will turn you into a snail.

Dinvidqueeg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dinvidqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed turnips to swans while wearing white stockings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. You must pray to Dinvidqueeg five times a day.