Bosstafhim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited slug.

Bosstafhim created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstafhim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosstafhim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bosstafhim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bosstafhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near monkeys.

2. Bosstafhim loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bosstafhim.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.