Quaftadtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking chicken.

Quaftadtonk created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaftadtonk, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quaftadtonk, it will have a low opinion of you.

Quaftadtonk's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quaftadtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Run away from indigo moths, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.