Vilbegsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil aardvark.

Vilbegsag created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilbegsag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vilbegsag, he will strike you with lightening.

Vilbegsag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vilbegsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never mention horses.