Bestgumbam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind bird.

Bestgumbam created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestgumbam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestgumbam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bestgumbam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bestgumbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Bestgumbam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.