Tailmidcid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy jackal.

Tailmidcid created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailmidcid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tailmidcid, she will turn you into a duck.

Tailmidcid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tailmidcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.