Jon Vadsandmut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise dragon.

Jon Vadsandmut created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jon Vadsandmut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jon Vadsandmut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jon Vadsandmut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jon Vadsandmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not take Jon Vadsandmut's name in vain.

5. Always wear purple.