Zogteentail Konrigduss is a god.
It takes the form of a small, idiotic mink.
Zogteentail Konrigduss created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.
If you believe in Zogteentail Konrigduss, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Zogteentail Konrigduss, it will think nothing of it.
Zogteentail Konrigduss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Zogteentail Konrigduss' Holy Commandments
1. Put Zogteentail Konrigduss first in all things.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Always obey Zogteentail Konrigduss' priests.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.