Dudfembig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable warg.

Dudfembig created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudfembig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudfembig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dudfembig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dudfembig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Dudfembig on top of all buildings.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudfembig.