Tagjarngup is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing dingo.

Tagjarngup created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Tagjarngup, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tagjarngup, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tagjarngup's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tagjarngup's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always obey Tagjarngup's priests.