Spagbodvedjam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, calm faun.

Spagbodvedjam created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Spagbodvedjam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Spagbodvedjam, she will turn you into a tree.

Spagbodvedjam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Spagbodvedjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Spagbodvedjam's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.