Likyarlfit Tikomtfub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless finch.

Likyarlfit Tikomtfub created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Likyarlfit Tikomtfub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Likyarlfit Tikomtfub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Likyarlfit Tikomtfub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Likyarlfit Tikomtfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.