Soggubwod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sage turtle.

Soggubwod created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggubwod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Soggubwod, it will turn you into a frog.

Soggubwod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Soggubwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.