Flissandbon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving dragonfly.

Flissandbon created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flissandbon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flissandbon, it will turn you into a slug.

Flissandbon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flissandbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to shrews while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.