Cinbudpas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever fairy.

Cinbudpas created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbudpas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinbudpas, he will strike you with lightening.

Cinbudpas' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cinbudpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.