Bomdidlab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident deer.

Bomdidlab created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomdidlab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomdidlab, it will make you grow a tail.

Bomdidlab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bomdidlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Bomdidlab loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.