Nabkomjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful frog.

Nabkomjat created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabkomjat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nabkomjat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nabkomjat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nabkomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Never wear black stockings.