Pidxingat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful bear.

Pidxingat created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidxingat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidxingat, she will turn you into a mole.

Pidxingat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pidxingat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear white shoes.