Dannuttsin Rowquartcat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dannuttsin Rowquartcat created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dannuttsin Rowquartcat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dannuttsin Rowquartcat, it will make you grow a tail.

Dannuttsin Rowquartcat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dannuttsin Rowquartcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dannuttsin Rowquartcat.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dannuttsin Rowquartcat.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Never look at black holes.