Vogcipnib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful swan.

Vogcipnib created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogcipnib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vogcipnib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Vogcipnib's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vogcipnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed carrots to snakes while wearing turquoise shirts.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vogcipnib.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.