Nadgidstik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate hydra.

Nadgidstik created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Nadgidstik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nadgidstik, it will come to you in dreams.

Nadgidstik's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nadgidstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Nadgidstik loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.