Yarhunfudyikrawvedsand is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing hedgehog.

Yarhunfudyikrawvedsand created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarhunfudyikrawvedsand, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarhunfudyikrawvedsand, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarhunfudyikrawvedsand's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yarhunfudyikrawvedsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.