Gupsinfub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair alligator.

Gupsinfub created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupsinfub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gupsinfub, it will not care at all.

Gupsinfub's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gupsinfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not kill nematodes.