Butster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind spider.

Butster created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butster, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Butster, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Butster's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Butster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never bounce near ants.

5. Do not shave your head.