Wantimripmob Fagliphun is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive dugong.
Wantimripmob Fagliphun created carbon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Wantimripmob Fagliphun, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Wantimripmob Fagliphun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Wantimripmob Fagliphun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Wantimripmob Fagliphun's Holy Commandments
1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the west.
4. You must love Wantimripmob Fagliphun.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.