Miplikflab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate clam.

Miplikflab created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Miplikflab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Miplikflab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Miplikflab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Miplikflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about gravity.