Xinsugbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered giraffe.

Xinsugbid created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xinsugbid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xinsugbid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xinsugbid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Xinsugbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.