Rilcamzen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid ferret.

Rilcamzen created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilcamzen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rilcamzen, he will make you grow a tail.

Rilcamzen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rilcamzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. You must love Rilcamzen.

5. Put Rilcamzen first in all things.