Jambarnham is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical mouse.

Jambarnham created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jambarnham, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jambarnham, it will turn you into a frog.

Jambarnham's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jambarnham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Jambarnham loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.