Sitwandiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful fly.

Sitwandiss created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitwandiss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sitwandiss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sitwandiss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sitwandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitwandiss.

2. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the east.

3. Do not take Sitwandiss' name in vain.

4. Always obey Sitwandiss' priests.

5. Never talk about comets.