Genyetham is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able weasel.

Genyetham created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genyetham, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genyetham, it will turn you into a worm.

Genyetham's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Genyetham's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.