Gethasfab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, prudent hippopotamus.

Gethasfab created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gethasfab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gethasfab, it will be very unhappy.

Gethasfab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gethasfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Gethasfab.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never pour water over plants.