Fashenhiv is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak wyrm.
Fashenhiv created snails five billion years ago.
If you believe in Fashenhiv, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Fashenhiv, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Fashenhiv's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Fashenhiv's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Fashenhiv loves horses, so they must be respected.
3. You must love Fashenhiv.
4. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.
5. Never talk about galaxies.