Febbed is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane fish.

Febbed created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Febbed, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Febbed, it will destroy your home solar system.

Febbed's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Febbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.