Lenvonhom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sage shark.

Lenvonhom created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Lenvonhom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenvonhom, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lenvonhom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lenvonhom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lenvonhom.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never laugh in holy places.