Stersandxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless warg.

Stersandxuck created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Stersandxuck, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stersandxuck, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stersandxuck's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stersandxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Hide if four bats approach from the north.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt horses.