Dadomtmitfuncitarnlargvag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fussy goose.

Dadomtmitfuncitarnlargvag created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadomtmitfuncitarnlargvag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dadomtmitfuncitarnlargvag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dadomtmitfuncitarnlargvag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dadomtmitfuncitarnlargvag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if four mites approach from the east.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dadomtmitfuncitarnlargvag on top of all buildings.