Fembudbun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome wolf.

Fembudbun created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fembudbun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fembudbun, it will laugh at you.

Fembudbun's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fembudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fembudbun.

2. Fembudbun loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fembudbun.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always help bats.