Vagmegbun is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy cat.

Vagmegbun created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagmegbun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vagmegbun, she will turn you into a snail.

Vagmegbun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vagmegbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of mites.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always take life seriously.
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