Nanfetweg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless dugong.

Nanfetweg created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfetweg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nanfetweg, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nanfetweg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nanfetweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nanfetweg's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

5. Always help seals.