Tadkancib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful gerbil.

Tadkancib created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tadkancib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadkancib, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tadkancib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tadkancib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Never wear mauve skirts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.