Ruttxengon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful goat.

Ruttxengon created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttxengon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttxengon, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ruttxengon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ruttxengon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.