Stiglipjon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish wyrm.

Stiglipjon created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglipjon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stiglipjon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Stiglipjon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stiglipjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Hide from mauve frogs for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the west.