Queegdot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying owl.

Queegdot created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegdot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Queegdot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Queegdot's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Queegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Retreat if five foxes approach from the west.

5. Run away if eight mice approach from the east.