Farnyarphin Sabgepnat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous troll.

Farnyarphin Sabgepnat created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnyarphin Sabgepnat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farnyarphin Sabgepnat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Farnyarphin Sabgepnat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farnyarphin Sabgepnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Always obey Farnyarphin Sabgepnat's priests.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Fast once a month.