Vanbunsomkopdanarn is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-powerful wyrm.

Vanbunsomkopdanarn created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanbunsomkopdanarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vanbunsomkopdanarn, she will be very sad.

Vanbunsomkopdanarn's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vanbunsomkopdanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Run away if eight geese approach from the west.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the south.