Flisdobfly is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent finch.

Flisdobfly created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisdobfly, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flisdobfly, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flisdobfly's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flisdobfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.