Rullsigvig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic crane.

Rullsigvig created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullsigvig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullsigvig, it will not invite you to parties.

Rullsigvig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rullsigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Retreat if seven seals approach from the south.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.