Fasbellwat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous wolf.

Fasbellwat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbellwat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fasbellwat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fasbellwat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fasbellwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.